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That’s My Pew

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Three-panel church comic: a visitor takes a seat beneath an Everyone Welcome banner, and an elderly woman launches a wrestling elbow drop from the balcony, shouting That’s my pew!
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  1. A visitor enters a friendly church beneath a banner reading ‘EVERYONE WELCOME.’ An elderly woman watches from the balcony.
  2. The visitor sits in a pew. The woman grips the balcony railing and glares at him.
  3. She leaps from the balcony toward the startled visitor, elbow first, shouting: ‘THAT’S MY PEW!’ The congregation ducks.
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