The Cana Cleanup Crew

1. A caption reads ‘THE WEDDING AT CANA.’ A servant pours wine for a guest while Jesus stands nearby. A modern man in a black suit looks horrified.
2. The man slides across the banquet table, pasting ‘GRAPE JUICE’ labels onto the stone jars. Guests recoil; Jesus watches.
3. With all the jars relabeled, the man adjusts his tie and says: ‘THERE. MUCH MORE BIBLICAL.’ Jesus gives him an unimpressed sideways look.

Fictional satire inspired by the wedding at Cana in John 2. The modern visitor and his dialogue are invented.