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The Church Split

Two carpet samples. One very divided congregation.

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Three-panel comic: two deacons disagree over blue or red carpet, attach bulldozers to opposite sides of Unity Baptist Church, and literally pull the church apart.
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  1. Inside the church, one deacon holds a blue carpet sample and says ‘BLUE.’ The other holds a red sample and says ‘RED.’
  2. Outside ‘UNITY BAPTIST CHURCH,’ the two men drive bulldozers in opposite directions, with cables attached to the building.
  3. The church splits down the middle. The blue carpet goes one way and the red carpet goes the other, along with the two halves of the Unity Baptist Church sign.
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