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The Worship Fog Machine

The atmosphere is powerful. Visibility is another matter.

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Three-panel comic: a worship leader demands more fog, the congregation disappears into clouds, and a pastor reports that they have lost three ushers.
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  1. A worship leader points across the stage and shouts: ‘MORE FOG!’ Clouds begin to fill the sanctuary.
  2. Fog engulfs the room. Congregants crawl and feel their way around pews and columns; only the drummer’s head and sticks remain visible.
  3. Beside a silent bearded visitor in a pilgrim hat and yellow sunglasses, a pastor feels along the wall and says: ‘POWERFUL SERVICE. WE’VE LOST THREE USHERS.’
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