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The End-Times Expert

When the prediction fails, the goalposts get a workout.

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Three-panel comic: a preacher predicts the end today, faces his audience the next morning, then physically drags a football goalpost while claiming he was right.
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  1. A preacher speaks to a small audience at a football field: ‘THE END IS TODAY!’ A yellow goalpost stands behind him.
  2. A caption reads ‘THE NEXT MORNING…’ The preacher checks his watch while his audience looks impatient and skeptical.
  3. He hauls the uprooted goalpost across the field with a rope, sweating and shouting: ‘EXACTLY AS I PREDICTED!’
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